Some people might like to get a train to work
Or drive in in a Beamer or a merc,
Some guys like to travel in by bus,
But I can't be bothered with the fuss today
I'm going to take my bike,
Coz once again the Tube's on strike.
The greedy [bad word] want extra pay
for sitting on their [bad word] all day
even though they earn 30K .

So I'm standing here in the pouring rain,
Where the [bad word] s my [bad word] train?

London Underground
London Underground
They're all lazy [bad word] useless [bad word] London Underground
London Underground
They're all greedy [bad word] I want to shoot them all with a rifle.

All they say is "Please mind the doors",
and they learned that on the two day course,
This job could be done by a four year old.
They just leave us freezing in the cold.
What you smell is what you get
Burger King and [bad word] and sweat
You roast to death in the boiling heat,
With tourists treading on your feet
and chewing gum on every seat,
so don't tell me to "Mind the gap"
I want my [bad word] money back.

London Underground
London Underground
They're all lazy [bad word] useless [bad word] London Underground
London Underground
They're all greedy [bad word] I want to shoot them all with a rifle
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The floors are sticky and the seats are damp,
Every platform has a [bad word] tramp,
But the drivers get the day off when we're all late for work again,

London Underground
London Underground
WaWa [bad word] , They're all [bad word] ,
London Underground
London Underground

Take your Oystercard, and shove it up your [bad word]