[Verse 1]
Belligerent ghouls [bad word] Manchester schools
Spineless swines
Cemented minds
Sir leads the troops
Jealous of youth
Same old suit since 1962
He does the military two-step
Down the nape of my neck

 [bad word] 1]
I want to go home
I don't want to stay
Give up education
As a bad mistake

[Verse 2]
Mid-week on the playing fields
Sir thwacks you on the knees
Knees you in the groin
Elbow in the face
 [bad word] bigger than dinner plates

 [bad word] 2]
I want to go home
I don't want to stay

[Verse 3]
Belligerent ghouls [bad word] Manchester schools
Spineless [bad word] all
Sir leads the troops
Jealous of youth
Same old jokes since 1902
He does the military two-step
Down the nape of my neck

 [bad word] 3]
I want to go home
I don't want to stay
Give up life
As a bad mistake

[Verse 4]
Please excuse me from gym
I've got this terrible [bad word] on
He grabs and devours
He kicks me in the showers
Kicks me in the showers
And he grabs and devours

 [bad word] 2]
I want to go home
I don't want to stay