1.Kung Fu do what you do to me 
I haven't been the same since my teenage lobotomy 
Full on, I moved to Hong Kong 
With [bad word] Lee's brother and Johnny Wong 

I think it's strange 
He's friends with Fu Manchu 
And he thinks he knows you 
Uh uh uh uh uh oh 
Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan [bad word] on Jackie Chan 
Uh uh uh uh uh oh 

2.Last night Jackie Chan came around 
I played pool with him and we hung out 
Mr. Miagi and the X-men 
Called in for a while a swell 

3.Kung Fu do what you do to me 
I can't live without my Kung Fu movies 
'Shanghai Killers' and 'Deadly Road' 
My life [bad word] when the Green Dragon closed