My  change operation got botched
My guardian angel fell asleep on the watch
Now all I've got is a barbie doll crotch
I've got an angry inch

Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch
Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch

I'm from the land where you still hear the cries
I had to get out had to sever all ties
I changed my name and assumed a disguise
I got an angry inch

Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch
Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch
Six inches forward and five inches back
The train [bad word] and I'm tied to the track
I try to get up but I can't get no slack
I've got an angry inch
Angry inch

My mother made my [bad word] outta clay
 [bad word] of clay)
My boyfriend told me that he'd take me away
 [bad word] of clay)
He dragged me to the doctor one day
I've got an angry inch

Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch
Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch

(Long story short!)
Yea, long story short
When I woke up from the operation I was bleeding down there
I was bleeding from a gash between my legs
It's my first day as a woman, already it's that time of the month
But 2 days later the hole closed up
The wound healed and I was left
With a one inch mound of flesh
Where my [bad word] used to be
Where my [bad word] never was
It was a one inch mound of flesh
With a [bad word] down it like a sidways grimace on an eyeless face
It was just a little bulge
It was an angry inch!!

Six inches forward and five inches back
The train [bad word] but I'm tied to the track
I try to get up but I can't get no slack
I got an angry inch
angry inch

Six inches forward and five inches back
Stay under cover till the night turns to black
I got my inch, I'm set to attack
I got an angry inch
angry inch