It was a dark night
when we arrived at the summoner's circle
I was a Gem knight
Pink hammer in hand, I was decked out in purple
Foes laughed at my belt
Soft gloves made of felt
But they were dazzled when I flaunted my Radiance

It was outrageous
It was outrageous
It was [bad word] truly outrageous

I have a war to wage
even alone, team-mates missing in action
It's the Dawn of the 5th age,
My glittering Gems, they demand satisfaction
Furry boots giving chase
Straight back to their base
My breastplate shining, I am all but invincible

It was outrageous
It was outrageous
It was
 [bad word] the turret
Slay the minions
Take their inhibitor down and...
Push, push, push!

*Solo*

It was outrageous
It was outrageous
It was [bad word] truly outrageous

Shatter their minds,
Imbue their hearts
We're going to tear them apart...
Tear, tear, tear them apart

Call me Mr. Stardust
Don't smudge my makeup
I'll get a sunfire cape
And fly through the stars
Fly through the cosmos, chill out on mars...