Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa, doompadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me.
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets,
Eating as much as an elephant eats?
What are you at getting terribly fat!
What do you think [bad word] of that?
I don't like the look of it!
Oompa Loompa doompadee dah,
If you're not greedy you will go far!
You will live in happiness too,
Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do!
Doompadee doo!

Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got another puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa, doompadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me.
Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while.
It stops you from smoking and brightens your smiile.
But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong
Chewing and chewing all day long!
The way that a cow does!
Oompa Loompa doompadee dah,
Given good manners you will go far!
You will live in happiness too,
Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do!

Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got another puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa, doompadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me.
Who do you blame when your kid is a brat?
Pampered and spoiled like a siamese cat?
Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame!
You know exactly who's to blame!
The mother and the father.
Oompa Loompa doompadee dah,
If you're not spoiled then you will go far.
You will live in happiness too,
Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do!

Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got another puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa, doompadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me.
What do you get from a glut of TV?
pain in the neck and an I. Q. of three!
Why don't you try simply reading a book?
Or could you just not to bear to look?
You'll get no...
You'll get no...
You'll get no...
You'll get no...
You'll get [bad word] #33;
Oompa Loompa doompadee dah,
if you're not greedy you will go far.You will live in happiness too,
Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do!