You designed so intelligent
Ain't no way that was an accident
C'mon shake your monkey hips
My pretty little creationist

Oh yeah!

Ain't gonna anthropomorphize ya
Or perversely polymorphasize ya 
Little girl you look so sweet
You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child

You just started ten thousand years ago
Presto Adam and Eve and go man go
Abel died, Cain took his life
And headed straight to the jungle to find a wife

(Wow!)

Non-believers blame it all on apes
It's monkey time - I wanna see you shake
Evolution is obsolete
You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child

Stomp your hands and clap your feet
You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child
Oh one more time yo!
It's monkey time!!

C'mon pretty baby, won't you take a chance?
Be my natural selection, and dance dance dance
Exorcise your demons with that monkey grin
'Cause we're gonna inherit the wind

Let 'em fight it out in the supreme court
That's such a mad lame indoor sport
Wave your arms and legs in the air
Rock it like a monkey like ya just don't care

Evolution is so obsolete
Gotta stomp your hands and clap your feet [bad word] on!
You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey
You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child

Dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child
Dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey
Dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child