BUGGER OFF - Traditional
 [bad word] 
So bugger off, you [bad word] bugger off!  [bad word] You!)
Bugger off, you [bad word] bugger off!  [bad word] You!)
Like a herd of bloody swine that refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you [bad word] bugger off

Well you've been a lovely audience, but oh the time does pass.
So don't you all be lettin' the door hit you in the [bad word] 
You've been a splendid audience, but enough is enough.
We'd take it very kindly if you'd all just bugger off!
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Here's to all the batenders and waitresses who've been servin you your beers,
and puttin up with your knoxious breath and your stupid [bad word] leers.
so leave your money on the table when you go,
tomorrow you'll have a sorry head and nothin left to show
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Here's to all the lovely ladies who might be waitin for the band,
and thinkin one of them might make a charmin one night stand.
Please don't be offended girls this song is not for you.
we'll be happy to oblige you when this nasty job is through.
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So you've been promisin the ladies a night of lovin bliss,
but [bad word] be told your far to [bad word] to stand up straight and [bad word] 
So give it up you lousy sods you'll not be gettin laid.
and the sooner that you're out the door the sooner we'll get paid.
 [bad word] 
So bugger off, you [bad word] bugger off!  [bad word] You!)
Bugger off, you [bad word] bugger off!  [bad word] You!)
Like a herd of [bad word] swine that refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you [bad word] bugger off

(1-2-3 [bad word] YOU!)