Too many [bad word] on the dance floor
Too many [bad word] on the dance floor
Too many [bad word] 
Too many [bad word] on the dance floor
Too many [bad word] 
Too many [bad word] on the dance floor
Too many [bad word] 

[Jemaine]
Going to the party
Sippin' a Bacardi
Wanna meet a hottie
But there's Adam, Steve and Marty
There's Billy, Todd and Tommy
They're on leave from the army
The only [bad word] I see tonight will be made of origami

[Bret]
Tell the players, make it understood
It ain't no good if there's too much wood
Make sure you know before you go
The dance floor bro-ho ratio
5 to 1 is a "brodeo"
Tell Steve and Mike its time to go
Wait outside all night to find
20 dudes in a conga line

Too many [bad word] on the dance floor
Easy to fix!
Too many [bad word] on the dance floor
Spread out the [bad word] 

[Dave]
Too many dudes with too many [bad word] Too close to my [bad word]  too hard to meet chicks
I need better odds, more broads, less rods
I came to do battle, skedaddle with the cattle prods

[Jemaine]
Too many men, too many boys
Too many misters, not enough sisters
Too much time on too many hands
Not enough ladies, too many mans

[Jemaine]
Too many [bad word] Too many dongs
Too many schlongs
Now sing this song