Found some money in an old black jacket 
I'm going out tonight, gonna find me a woman or two 
I don't know how long it'll last 
But I never regret the past 
When I wake up tomorrow, I'll be looking around for you 
I got no reason to be down at the station 
I got no ticket, but I'm gonna take a [bad word] ride 
Don't care where I go 
I never seem to know 
I never had a penny, but I never wondered why 
Oh no, I never wondered why 

If I'm cold I need some heat 
If I'm hungry then I eat 
I'm not responsible 

I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my shoes
It's one long party and I haven't seen the sun for days 
I'd take you out tonight, but I'm just a little light 
So let's go out anyway, you'll be amazed 

I take my woman to the palace dancing 
I never coulda made it but the doorman is a friend of mine 
So I raise a glass to you, the foot is on the other shoe 
You can pay the bill and while you're at it pick up mine 
Oh, no no, I don't mind 

If it rains I stay inside 
If I'm scared [bad word] and hide 
I'm not responsible, oh no