Well I had me a girl in la
I knew she couldnt stay
Had me a girl in san diego
One day she just had to go
And I had me a girl tallahassee
Boy what a foxy lassie
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And my doctor says Ill be alright
But Im feelin blue
And my doctor says Ill be alright
And my doctor says Ill be alright
And my doctor says Ill be alright
But Im feelin blue
And my doctor says Ill be alright
And my doctor says Ill be alright
And my doctor says Ill be alright

And I had me a girl in mississippi
Oh she sure was kippy
Had me a girl in england
She done split for the mainland
And I had me a girl in new york
She up and pulled my cork

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Then I had me a girl in north dakota
She was just fillin her quota
Then I had me a girl in chula vista
I was in love with her sister
Then I had me a girl in

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Then I had me a girl in france
Just wanted to get in my pants
Had me a girl in toledo
Boy she sure was neato
Then I had me a girl in north carolina
Shes still on my mind