Hollywood is plastic
But easy on the eyes
Big apple is fantastic
But cuts you down to size
Treat you like a door mat
Expecting you to fail
Says right across your forehead
Integrity for sale
You’ll be on TV
When it starts to snow in [bad word] You won’t believe me
So go and see it for yourself

That [bad word] s move to New York
Across from California
East coast takes the cocaine
West coast marijuana
Don’t be surprised
When you swallow all your pride
It’s tough to see through [bad word] When it’s up above your eyes
 [bad word] with practice [bad word] with ease
But neither one is faster
Than falling to your knees
Money leads to fame
And fame is the disease
The latest of the damned
Make reality TV
You’ll be on TV when it starts to snow in [bad word] So go and see it for yourself

That [bad word] s move to New York
Across from California
East coast takes the cocaine
West coast marijuana
Don’t be surprised
When you swallow all your pride
It’s tough to see through [bad word] When it’s up above your eyes
Fame
You won’t get out alive
Fame
Kiss it goodbye

So let’s move to New York
Or out to California
East coast takes the cocaine
West coast marijuana
Don’t be surprised
When you swallow all your pride
It’s tough to see through [bad word] When it’s up above your eyes
Fame
You won’t get out alive
Fame
Kiss it goodbye