When you start to play Resident Evil 6 
YOU HAMMER THE BUTTONS AND WIGGLE THE STICKS!! 
To punch or to shoot or to jump or to kick 
YOU HAMMER THE BUTTONS AND WIGGLE THE STICKS!! 

I’m screaming at Leon because he’s so thick 
His spatial awareness is that of a brick 
The camera keeps jerking it’s making me sick 
SO HAMMER THE BUTTONS AND WIGGLE THE STICKS!!! 

What’s with these controls are they taking the Mick? 
NO HAMMER THE BUTTONS AND WIGGLE THE STICKS!!! 
Just give me some options, a tactic to pick! 
NO HAMMER THE BUTTONS AND WIGGLE THE STICKS!!!! 

These [bad word] QTEs happen too bloody quick 
I’m tired of shaking the analogue stick 
IF THE CAMERA KEEPS JERKING I’M GONNA BE SICK!!! 
SO HAMMER THE BUTTONS AND WIGGLE THE STICKS!!!! 
HAMMER THE BUTTONS AND WIGGLE THE STICKS!!!