She keeps her patience for the bedroom 
Should satisfy her for a week 
Her domination is executed cheaply 
With her studio technique 

What's new? 
She carries love in a carrier bag 
What's new? 
She don't keep her body clean 
Oh, oh, oh 
Illegitimate contributions 
And neurotic fantasies conceived 

Love is infectious 
I don't know about that 
Love is infectious 
I don't know about it 

She keeps appointments by the hour glass 
Guerrilla warfare in her bed 
And constant love is oh oh so negative 
We're simulating  instead 

She carries love in a carrier bag 
She don't keep her body clean 
Oh, oh, oh 
Illegitimate contributions 
And neurotic fantasies conceived 

Love is infectious 
I don't know about that 
Love is infectious 
I don't know about it 

No personality's essential 
Nobody strictly [bad word] 
She's not direct, elusive 
Or inadequate 
Love's [bad [bad word] 

What's new? 
She carries love in a carrier bag 
What's new? 
She don't keep her body clean 
Oh, oh, oh 
Illegitimate contributions 
And neurotic heartaches are conceived 

Love is infectious 
I don't know about that 
Love is infectious 
I don't know about it