Two dollars shy of a five dollar bill
 Last mile I pushed my [bad word] uphill
 About hurt me
 I left my [bad word] by the pump right where I parked it
 Walked through the doors of the Last Chance Market
 Have mercy, I was thirsty
 The guy behind the counter said what's it gonna be
 I said I don't know man, you tell me

 It's a gallon of gas, or a cold six pack
 One goes in my tank, [bad word] in a sack
 Makes [bad word] when it costs the same
 [bad word] it ain't no fun, to do without one
 But I'll do a lot of walkin' if my motor [bad word]  It's a tough ol' choice to make if you know what I mean
 It's either beer or gasoline

 I could feel that video camera watch me
 Checkin' out the sale on the ol' Milwaukee
 (Mmm) Three bucks to my name
 That cooler had every brand known to man
 Tall boys, bottles, and aluminum cans
 (Aww) What a shame
 And it's gettin' pretty bad when you finally discover
 It [bad word] down to either one or the other

 It's a gallon of gas, or a cold six pack
 One goes in my tank, [bad word] in a sack
 Makes [bad word] when it costs the same
 [bad word] it ain't no fun, to do without one
 But I'll do a lot of walkin' if my motor [bad word]  It's a tough ol' choice to make if you know what I mean
 It's either beer or gasoline

 I could see where this is headed
 And I'm tired of talkin'
 Cold beer unleaded
 [bad word] I'm walkin'

 It's a gallon of gas, or a cold six pack
 One goes in my tank, [bad word] in a sack
 Makes [bad word] when it costs the same
 [bad word] it ain't no fun, to do without one
 But I'll do a lot of walkin' if my motor [bad word]  It's a tough ol' choice to make if you know what I mean
 It's either beer or gasoline

 Beer or gasoline

 It's a gallon of gas, or a cold six pack
 One goes in my tank, [bad word] in a sack

 Now it ain't no fun to do without one
 But I'll do a lot of walkin' if my motor [bad word]