[Lyckity Splyt]
This guy's a choke artist
You catch a bad 1,
Your better off shooting yourself with poppa doc's hand gun.
Climbing up this mountain, your weak,
I leave you lost without a paddle.
Floatin up [bad word] creek.
You ain’t Detroit. I’m the D.
Your the new kid on the block
about to get smacked to the boondocks. [bad word] [bad word] your squad ain’t your type,
take some real advice
and form a group with Vanilla Ice.
And wut I tell you, you better use it.
This guys a hillbilly this ain’t Willie Nelson music.
Trailor trash, I’ll choke you to your last breath
and have you look foolish like cheddar bob when he shot himself.
Silly rabbit, I know why they call you that ...
cuz you follow future like he got carrotz up his [bad word] crack.
And when you acted up
thats when you got jacked up
and act stupid like Tina Turner when she got smacked up.
I crack your shoulder blade
you’ll get dropped so hard that Elvis’ll start turning in his grave.
Now I know why they left you out in the dark.
You need to take your white [bad word] back across 8 mile to the trailor park.

[Rabbit]
This guy raps like his parents jerked em.
He sounds like Erick Sermon ... the generic version.
This whole crowd looks suspicious
it’s all dudes in here except for these [bad word] 
So i'm a german eh?
Thats ok you look like a [bad word] worm with braids.
These leadaz of the freeworld rookies.
Lookie, how could 6 [bad word] be pussies?
Talking about [bad word] creek [bad word] 
you could be up [bad word] creek with paddles.
This deep. Your still gonna sink, your a discrace,
ya they call me rabbit this is a turtle race.
He can’t get with me spittin this [bad word] wickedy
lyckety-shot a spika-a-spicketly split lyckety.
I’m gonna turn around with a great smile
and walk my white [bad word] back across 8 mile.

[Lotto]
Yo, I spit a racial slur. Honky, sue me.
This [bad word] is a Horror flick
but the black guy doesn’t die in this movie. [bad word] with Lotto dawg you gotta be kiddin.
That makes me believe you really don’t have a interest in livin.
You think these niggas gonna feel the [bad word] you say?
I got a better chance joinin the K.K.K.
Know some real [bad word] tho? I like you.
That’s why I didn’t wanna be the one [bad word] suicide to. [bad word] Lotto ... call me your leader.
I feel bad I gotta murder that dude from leave it to beaver.
I used to like that show now you got me in fight back mode.
But oh well if you gotta go ... then you gotta go.
I hate to do this. I would love for this [bad word] to last.
So I’ll take pictures of my rear end so you won’t forget my [bad word] 
And all is well that ends ok.
So I’ll this [bad word] with a ... [bad word] you but have a nice day!

[B-Rabbit]
Ward I think you were a little hard on the Beaver.
So was Eddie Haskel, Wally and Ms. Cleaver.
This guy keeps screamin hes paranoid.
Quick someone get his [bad word] another steroid!
Blah-de-bee-bee, blah blah blah-be-dee-, blooh-blah.
I didn’t hear a word you said ... hippity-hoo blah.
Is that a tank top or a new bra?
Look Snoop Dogg has got a [bad word] boob job!
Didn’t you listen to the last round meathead?
Pay attention your saying the same [bad word] that he said.
Matter a fact dawg, here's a pencil.
Go home, write some [bad word]  make it suspenseful
and [bad word] back until somethin dope hits you. [bad word] it, you could take the mic home with you.
Lookin like a cyclone hit you.
Tanktops screamin “Lotto I don’t fit you!�
You see how far them white jokes get you,
boys like “hows Vanilla Ice gonna diss you?�
My motto [bad word] Lotto.
I’ll get them digits from your mother for a dollar tomorrow. 

[Eminem]
Now everybody from the 3 one 3
Put your [bad word] hands up and follow me...
Everybody from the 3 one 3
Put your [bad word] hands up, look, look...
Now while he stands tough,
Notice that this man does not have his hands up...
The free worl