[A]Anything you can do, I can do better.
I can do anything better than you.

[F]No you can't.
[A]Yes, I can.
[F]No, you can't.
[A]Yes, I can.
[F]No, you can't.
[A]Yes, I can.Yes, I can!

[F]Anything you can be, I can be greater.
Sooner or later I'm greater than you.

[A]No, you're not.
[F]Yes, I am.
[A]No, you're not.
[F]Yes, I am.
[A]No, you're not.
[F]Yes, I am.Yes, I am!

[F]I can shoot a partridge, with a single cartridge.
[A]I can get a sparrow, with a bow and arrow.
[F]I can live on bread and cheese.
[A]And only on that?
[F]Yes.
[A]So can a rat!
[F]Any note you can reach, I can go higher.

[F]No you can't.
[A]Yes, I can.
[F]No, you can't.
[A]Yes, I can.
[F]No, you can't.
[A]Yes, I CAN!

*[F]How do you sing that high?
[A]I'm a girl!*

[F]Anything you can say, I can say softer.

[A]I can say anything softer than you.
[F]No you can't.
[A]Yes, I can.
[F]No, you can't.
[A]Yes, I can.
[F]No, you can't.
[A]Yes, I can...YES, I CAN!

[F]I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker.
[A]I can drink it quicker and get even sicker!
[F]I can open any safe.
[A]Without bein' caught?
[F]Yes.
[A]That's what I thought.....you crook!

[F]Any note you can hold, I can hold longer.
[A]I can hold any note longer than you.

[F]No you can't.
[A]Yes, I can.
[F]No, you can't.
[A]Yes, I can.
[F]No, you can't.
[A]Yes, I can....Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I can!
[F]Yes, you ca-a-a-an!

[F]Anything you can say, I can say faster.
[A]I can say anything faster than you.

[F]No you can't.
[A]Yes, I can.
[F]No, you can't.
[A]Yes, I can.
[F]No, you can't.
[A]YesIcan.

[F]I can jump a hurdle.
[A]I can wear a girdle.
[F]I can knit a sweater.
[A]I can fill it better!
[F]I can do most anything!
[A]Can you bake a pie?
[F]No.
[A]Neither can I.

[F]Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter.
[A]I can sing anything sweeter than you.

[F]No you can't.
[A]Yes, I can.
[F]No, you can't.
[A]Yes, I can.
[F]No, you can't.
[A]Yes, I can.
[F]No, you can't,can't,can't.
[A]Yes, I can,can,can.

[A]Yes, I can!
[F]No, you can't!