JackFrags - Call me Day Z -  Call me Maybe Parody!

I spawned in Cherno again
Trying to meet up with friends
I saw you looting the store
And now you're in my way
I'd trade my soul for a gun
Cus getting sniped isn't fun
I wasn't looking for kills
But now you're in my way

Bad situation
Zombies at the Fire Station
Can't resist that sweet temptation
Where you think you're going baby?

Hey I just met you
I'm feeling crazy
I'll have to shoot you
Cus this is Day Z

You had some nice gear
Baked Beans Baby
And I'm quite hungry
I'll eat those maybe

Hey I just met you
I'm feeling crazy
I'll have to shoot you
Cus this is Day Z

And all the Zombies
Try to chase me
So here's my Grid [bad word] meet me maybe?

You took your time with the Car
I'm not quite sure where you are
I had to ran really far
And now I'm dead again
Got any loot I can steal?
Chopper crash, is this real?
Some Morphene would be ideal
Please help me [bad word] away

Cow, Goat, Bunny Rabbit
Bicycle think I should have it
Don't dare even try to grab it
Where you think your going baby?

Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
I'll have to kill you
Cus this is Day Z

It's hard to shoot right
At you baby
But I'm a Bandit
And I'm feeling lazy

Hey I just met you
I'm feeling hazy
Now I've been injured [bad word] save me

And all the Zombies
Hit me lately
But here's my grid ref
So Blood Bag maybe [bad word] meet me at Stary Sobor
There's lots of bad guys
But you should know that
You'll probably die
North West Airfield's good for loot
But also risky
Lets drink some Whisky
I'm feeling frisky

It's hard to keep warm
When it's raining
So here's a Heatpack
Now [bad word] 
Hey I just met you
I'm feeling crazy
I'll have to shoot you
Cus this is Day Z

You had some nice gear
Baked Beans Baby
And I'm quite hungry
I'll eat those maybe

Sorry for murdering your friend
But I'm a Bandit
As an apology
Have a hatchet
If I could offer you one tip
It's this: [bad word] no one
And you should know that
And this is Day Z