Now, Rainbow my dear, I cannot express my delight 
 It's abundantly clear 
 That somewhere out here 
 Is a pet that will suit you just right 
 I can't wait to get started, but first let me set a [bad word] 
 It's of utmost importance
 The pet that I get 
 Is something that's awesome and cool 
 Awesome,cool, got it.
 I have so many wonderful choices, just wait, you will see 
 I need something real fast like a bullet to keep up with me 
 Sure! How 'bout a bunny? 
 They're cutsey and wutsey and quick as can be 
 Cutsey? Wutsey? Have you even met me? 
 Rainbow have faith 
 You see, I will bet you 
 Somewhere in here is a pet that will get you 
C'mon, the sky's the limit! 
Sky is good. I'd like it to fly. 
 Really? Because I think this widdle puddy tat has your name written all over him. Yes he does. Aww, look, he likes you! 
Pass. 
 I have so many wonderful choices for you to decide 
 There are otters and seals 
 With massive appeal 
 Otters and seals do not fly. 
 Maybe not, but I've seen this particular seal catch ten feet of air when he breaches the water. 
That's it. I'm outta here. 
 Wait! There must be a pet here 
 That will fit the ticket 
 How 'bout a ladybug or a cute cricket? 
 Bigger. And cooler. 
Bigger. Cooler. Right.
 I've got just the thing in that tree, Dash 
 Meet your new fabulous pet Squirrely 
 It's just a squirrel. 
 Not just any squirrel. flying squirrel! 
 ...Yeah. So, like I was saying.
 Fluttershy, pal, this won't cut it 
 I need a pet to keep up with me 
 Something awesome, something flying 
 With coolness that defies gravity 
 I'm sensing you want an animal that can fly. 
 Ya think? 
 I have plenty of wonderful creatures who soar in the sky 
 Like a sweet hummingbird or a giant monarch butterfly 
 Better, but cooler. 
 I see. How 'bout an owl, or a wasp, or a toucan? 
 There's so many wonderful creatures the likes of that. 
 There are falcons and eagles 
 They are both quite regal 
 Or perhaps what you need is a dark and mysterious bat 
 Now you're talking. But instead of just one stand out, now that's too many.
 So many choices, and such riches a-plenty 
 Not a bad problem to have if you ask me.
 The bat would be awesome, but the wasp I'm digging too 
 D'you have something in a yellow striped bat? 
 No, 
 I've got a hot pink flamingo, just dying to meet you 
 What to do, what to do. Ahh! 
 prize! That's it! There's really just one way 
 To find out which animal's best 
 Hold a contest, of speed, agility and guts 
 That will put each pet to the test 
 Don't forget style, that should be considered 
 Then we'll know for sure who's best of the litter 
 The one who is awesome and cool 
 Just like me 
 Can't settle for less, 'cause I'm the best 
 So a contest we will see 
 Who's the number one, greatest, perfectest pet 
 In the world for me 
 May the games 
 begin