Every eleven minutes across the USA 
a man is a victim of [bad word] Blocking 
This action usually results in broken friendships 
The following is an example.. 

[Kool] Aiyyo Jinx 
[Jinx] Hey whassup G? 
[Kool] This girl'll be here in a minute 
[Jinx] Uh huh 
[Kool] The [bad word] got a nice [bad word] and I'm tryin to get in it 
[Jinx] Cool that's alright but why you tellin me this [bad word]  
[Kool] To make sure you don't mind 
[Jinx] Uh-huh 
[Kool] chillin out while I hit it 
[Jinx] Naww [bad word]  I'll just turn on the TV set 
[Jinx] Get paid, hit the skins, get some [bad word]  get your [bad word] wet 
[Kool] Alright bet, because my [bad word] is hard as [bad word] 
*ding dong ding dong* 
[Kool] The [bad word] is ringin on my bell 

Opened the door, "Whassup baby? [bad word] on in 
Here, take a seat, I'll introduce you to my friend" 
Now everything is going according to plan 
"Yo Jinx this is Debbie, Debbie this is Jinx my man" (Whassup baby?) 
I went to the closet, hung up her coat, put up her hat 
"Yo Jinx," "Whassup?" 
"Later [bad word]  I'm goin to the back" "See ya!" 
I took her to the back, closed the doors and I paused.. 
.. I'm gonna get some drawers 
So we laid on the bed and I just smiled 
Because I'm dreamin about [bad word] her doggystyle 
So I'm thinkin bout some hits that I can slip her 
*zipper sound* [bad word] it, I'll just pull down her zipper 
Feelin her [bad word]  and [bad word] the [bad word] is soft 
"Aiyyo baby, why don't you take your shirt and pants off?" 
I got the [bad word] ready to let a [bad word] score 
*knocking* Yo who the [bad word] is at my door? 
*knocking* Now she's annoyed, and boy I got some luck 
I cracked the door, "Yo Jinx, what the [bad word] is up?" 

"Aiyyo man, I just, y'know, I wanna get some water and [bad word] 
You know I'm kind of thirsty knahmsayin homey? Heh heh" 

"What water [bad word]  Go 'head, go and get it" "Aight" 
"Now leave me the [bad word] alone so I can hit it" "Aight thanks man" 
So then I slammed the door shut *door slams* 
I turned around this [bad word] is pullin her pants back on her butt 
Nah chill, yo he [bad word] back no more 
I pulled her pants back down and threw em on the floor *whoosh* 
I'm tryin to convince her but the [bad word] didn't work 
So now I'm here playin tug-of-war with her shirt *rips* (oops) 
Yeah don't worry, that same [bad word] won't happen twice 
*knocking* "Aiyyo man, where's the ice??" 
 [bad word]  didn't even get my jock in 
*knocking* Cause niggaz like Jinx is [bad word] Blocking 

"Now you know this just don't make NO kind of sense" 
"Blockin my [bad word]  like a god [bad word] ??" 
"And for the life of me, I didn't know why.." 
"Blockin my [bad word]  like a god [bad word] ??" 

[Kool G. Rap] 
Thinkin of a [bad word] I could be hittin, for no salary 
So I called Valerie, found out the [bad word] was babysittin 
The baby's parents went to Europe; and I could see her now 
suckin my [bad word] and lickin my nut like it was maple [bad word] 
She said, [bad word] over I'm alone" 
And I was knockin at the door before the [bad word] hung up the phone 
"Hey whassup baby? You know I miss you" "Whassup?" 
Yeah that's some [bad word] you gotta say to get your [bad word] into the [bad word] tissue 
Went in the house and had a seat 
The little boy put fifty [bad word] toys by my feet 
Smashin up my ankles with Tonka jeeps 
I wish this little [bad word] #39;d take his [bad word] to sleep 
Now my leg got crazy scratches 
I said, "Here, you wanna play?" I gave his [bad word] a book of matches (Hey!) 
I couldn't even get a rap 
Without this little [bad word] jumpin his [bad word] into my [bad word] #39;s lap 
I [bad word] on her curves 
But I'm mad because this little brat is gettin on my ne