Satan gave me a taco and it made me really sick
 The chicken was all raw and the grease was mighty thick
 The rice was all rancid and the beans were so hard
 I was gettin' kinda dizzy eatin' all the lard
 There was aphids on the lettuce an' I ate every one
 An' after I was done the salsa melted off my tongue
 Pieces of tortilla got stuck in my throat
 An' the stains on my clothes burned a hole through my coat
 My stomach was a-tremblin' and I broke out in a rash
 I was so dry and thirsty and I didn't have no cash
 So I went and found a hose, tore off all my clothes
 Turned on the water and it shot right up my nose
 Some old lady came along and she thought I was a freak
 So she beat me with a handbag till I could hardly speak
 I was lying there naked, my body badly [bad word] 
 In a pool of my own blood, unconscious and confused
 Well, the cops came and got me and threw me in their van
 And I woke up on the ceiling and I couldn't find my hand
 They took me to the judge, his eyes a-glowin' red
 The courtroom was filled with witches and the dead
 Well, the sheriff was a hellhound with fangs and claws
 The prisoners were tied up and chained to the walls
 The air was gettin' thick; the smoke was gettin' thicker
 The judge read the verdict: said, "Cut off his head!"
 Well, they placed me on the altar, and they raised up the axe
 My head was about to explode when I noticed the Marshall stacks
 I noticed all the smoke machines, cameras and the lights
 Some guy with a [bad word] #39; around dancin' in tights
 And I noticed the crew and the band playin' down below
 And I realized I was in a rock video

 So I went and joined the band and I went out on tour
 And I smoked a lot of heroin and I passed out in manure
 I made out with the groupies, started fires backstage
 I made a lot of money and I gave it all away
 Well, the band got killed, so I started a solo career
 And I won all the awards and I drank all the beer
 I opened up a taco stand just to smell the smell
 Cookin' with the devil, fryin' down in [bad word]