Italy: [bad word] chikyuu, [bad word] chikyuu, Ma--" 
"Hmm?" 
Germany: " --u ore wa Doitsu! Ma--" 
"A! West doujin!" 
Japan: "-- Hyotto [bad word] chikyuu, Nihon-" 
France: "-- ore Furansu! [bad word] chikyu--" 
America: "-- me mo suupaa saizu! Ame--" 
England: "-- Hyotto [bad word] chikyuu? Ore Igi--" 
"Nanka sugee tanoshisou da na! Yoshi, ore mo iccho yatte mikka!" 

Eins-Zwei-Drei-Vier! 

 [bad word] chikyuu 
 [bad word] chikyuu 
Minna tsuite koi 
Ore-sama da ze! 

"Iiiiyaahaaa~~" 

 [bad word] kotori 
Itsu no ma ni kotori 
Atama no ie de piyopiyo kawaiin da ze! 

Ore kaite chikyuu 
Ore! Sama! 
Hyotto [bad word] mo shinakute mo 
Puroisen da ze 

Aa [bad word] aitsu nadenade [bad word] no 
Kimochi ii ze! 
Tamannee ze! 
("Aaaaaa aaaaa~ kimochi ii!") 

Ore atte uchuu 
Ore-sama atte ginga 
Hateshinai kakkoyosa 
Puroisen da ze! 

Hnhnhnhnhn~ 

 [bad word] hnhnhn 
Hatto [bad word] hnhnhn 
Funzorikaette hnhnhn 
 [bad word] da ze! 

Aa Asoko no bocchan aitsu wa kechi da ze 
Damasarenna-- 
Damasarenna yo---!! 

"Naa naa Furittsu Oyaji 
Tatakai bakari no ore dakedo mimamottetekure 
Mainichi kakasazu [bad word] nikki 
Hondana ni umezukusarete [bad word] omoide 
Chiisai koro no ore chou kawaii!" 

"Kedo na majide souji wa mendokusee! 
Naa naa Mutti 
Naa naa Mutti 
Königsberger Klopse no 
Ano aji ga wasurerarenee ze!"