Bay 
Parkway wonder
You`re such a success
Your pretty secretary, ha
She say you are the best
Your face always smiling say you sure paid your dues
But 
I know inside
You`ve got the 
Bensonhurst blues
Those custom-made ciggies that you offer to me pretendand pretend to care about my family
And those pictures on your desk
All them lies that you abuse
Do they know you suffer from the 
Bensonhurst blues
Your grandmother`s accent still embarrasses you
You`re even ashamed of the 
French you once knew
You`re part of the chance now
They break you making the news
But 
I know inside you`ve got the 
Bensonhurst blues
But thanks for the lesson
Cause the life that 
I choosewon`t make me feel like living with the 
Bensonhurst blues
And don`t, don`t try to write me
And don`t bother to call
Cause 
I`ll be in conference
Merry 
Christmas you all