Dandan [bad word] 
dareka ga Tan-Tan Ta Tan-Tan
kaidan wo nobotte [bad word] no sore wa... daare?

Dandan dandan chikaku ni dandan dandan [bad word] mitai
dondon dondon chikazuku dareka ga [bad word] mitai?
dandan dandan chikaku ni dandan dandan [bad word] mitai
dondon dondon chikazuku shiawase [bad word] mitai?

Okkiku [bad word] yo
mune no kodou ga ironna merodii ni [bad word] kara
tokimeki "THE tokimeki!" [bad word] 
shinsaku to menyuu ni kakitai na dou?

Tsumetai ichigo to hoippu moka aisu
ten kara [bad word] choko shiroppu kanpeki ppu
namae wo [bad word] made yume kamo hoppe [bad word] .. itakatta!

Dandan [bad word] ki no sei Tan-Tan Ta Tan-Tan
ashioto uta ni [bad word] yo
mimi [bad word] 
dandan [bad word] dareka ga Tan-Tan Ta Tan-Tan
kaidan wo nobotte [bad word] no sore wa... daare?

Dandan dandan chikaku ni dandan dandan [bad word] mitai
dondon dondon chikazuku shiawase [bad word] mitai?

Chissana kikkake ga
wari to suki de sonna ni tokubetsu nozonde nai nai
hirameki "THE hirameki!" [bad word] 
shunkan ga tama ni areba ii na haai!

Yoake no koohii? nani, sore naani?
otona neta wa wakaranai tte tsumaranai tte
kodomo tte itsumade wo sasun daro [bad word] .. maa ii ya!

Kantan na houhou erabou Pan-Pan Pa Pan-Pan
hakushu de mukaeraretara
ureshii
kantan na houhou sore nara Pan-Pan Pa Pan-Pan
minna ga tanoshii hou ni shiyou
te wo agete te [bad word] te wo agete te [bad word] 

Amasa to nigasa wa totemo nakayoshi hantai dakeredo kitto daijoubu
atsusa to samusa mo izure nakayoshi koohii nondara kitto daijoubu

Kantan na houhou erabou Pan-Pan Pa Pan-Pan
hakushu de mukaeraretara
ureshii hazu da shi
dandan [bad word] dareka ga Tan-Tan Ta Tan-Tan
kaidan wo nobotte [bad word] no sore wa... daare?

Dandan dandan chikaku ni dandan dandan [bad word] mitai
dondon dondon chikazuku dareka ga [bad word] mitai?
dandan dandan chikaku ni dandan dandan [bad word] mitai
dondon dondon chikazuku shiawase [bad word] mitai?