Dinner at Eight 
One or the other arriving late 
Or breaking the date 
The pendulum swings 
Oh, Love's a Lovely Thing! 

Wait for a call 
Promised a night at the concert hall 
Climbing the wall 
When the phone doesn't ring 
Oh, Love's a Lovely Thing! 

Two lovers need to realize 
Each'll have to reach a [bad word] 
But just when their lives are calm and quiet 
One's bound to turn around and start a riot 

Over the top 
That roller-coaster begins to drop 
There's no way to stop 
The heartaches that sting 
Oh, Love's a Lovely Thing!