Helga [bad word]  Hmpfh! 
Just like I stated, she's overrated; 
big no-brainer with enormous feet! 
Why not forget her? I'm so much better; 
My name's Carm Helga and I'm awfully sweet! 
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She's awfully sweet — such tiny feet! 
Her name's Carm Helga and you two should meet! 

Helga [bad word] join my band of gypsies! 
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We're touring fifty cities! 

Helga 
With you, my gypsy band will be... 
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