This ballgame’s in the refrigerator,
The door is closed,
The lights are out, eggs are coolin’,
And the butter’s getting hard. 

What a splendid pie,
Pizza- pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,
What a splendid pie,
Pizza- pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, 

Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives,
Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives, 

Need therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes, 

What a splendid pie,
Pizza- pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,
What a splendid pie,
Pizza- pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, 

Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives,
Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives, 

Need therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes, 

Well advertising’s got you on [bad word] 
Need therapy, therapy advertising causes,
Well advertising’s got you on [bad word] 
Need therapy, therapy advertising causes,
Well advertising’s got you on [bad word] 
Advertising’s got you on [bad word] 
Advertising’s got you on [bad word] 
Advertising’s got you on [bad word] 
Advertising’s got you on [bad word] 
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What a splendid pie,
Pizza- pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,
What a splendid pie,
Pizza- pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, 

Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives,
Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives, 

Need therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need.