I'm gettin' married in the morning
Ding-dong the bells are gonna chime
We'll have a whopper, pull out the stopper
Get me to the church on time

I've got to get there in the morning
 [bad word] up and lookin' in my prime
 [bad word] and kiss me, say that you'll miss me
Get me to the church on time

If I am dancing roll up the floor
If I am whistling, out the door

I'm gettin'' married in the morning
Ding-ding-dong they're gonna chime
Pull out [bad word]  kick up a rompass
Get me to the church, get me to the church for
petes sake get me to the church on time