B:Hello, what you doing here, who are you?

?: Het jy my tv ??

B: My codename is Mikhail Breznikov, but you can call me Bongi

?: *snort* nice name, where'd you get it? the Waterfront?

B: Don't you think I've been mocked enough, because my father, Sipho, did not put a click in my name?

?: Versin!

B: I was taken by [bad word] as a slave, but I maintain my Sowetan heritage with this afro.

?: Verstaan jy Afrikaans?

B: stop! English only - I do not understand your language.

?: mm? why am I here?

?: Ja waars ons kinders?

B: I said English. Can you handle it?

?: ??

B: Because you are cute and i like to lick the chocolate starfish, if you are wondering why my voice is not in sync with my lips, it is because when I was a little boy my best friend Jacob Zuma taught me how to talk [bad word] and just like him I have mastered it, and I now talk through my [bad word] as well.