Grab those guns, its time to rock
With a Jackobs, you only need 1 shot
It's hot out here cause of Lawa flows
We hunt and kill like murder pro's.

And I suppose I need to take a break
Cross our Path, that's your mistake
Cause I take my time when I shoot
And when I've done, I'm grabbin' loot.

Step in the bar, I'm tippin' Moxxi
Payin' Slots, [bad word] get off me
Put my fist right to your chin
Let the GunZerkin' begin.

Settin' Fires, Get my flame on
Lightin' you up with the Maliwan,
I can Bandit hunt for days [bad word]  em' up when I throw Grenades.

When the Rakk's fly
And the skags crawl
Where the dust rolls by (rolls by)
We're headed 2 the Vault... Headed to the Vault.

I got another mission to turn in
Nomad's on my [bad word] again,
But with the SMG I'm bringin' heat
Launchin' Lead to the head, like a cracked out freak.

Gearin' up at the Black Market
Spray and pray when I'm killin' Varkids
Turnin' in Eridium.
I gotta upgrade my stats again.

The Shottie midgets make me laugh
Look it's a Creeper from Minecraft
BullyMong's are Boner Farts
With the Tedior I tear them apart. [bad word] class, Whoopin' [bad word] I'm tossin' out a Turret blast.
Drivin' Fast, so Legit
Sniper Rifle, Critical Hit.

When the Rakk's fly
And the skags crawl
Where the dust rolls by (rolls by)
We're headed 2 the Vault... Headed to the Vault.

I hate the Buzzards, they won't die
You can try to hide, but the Mordecai
Will launch Sniper Death from up in the sky
And when I'm out, you'd better stay inside.

PIMP my ride, hit the boosts
With a sideways slide, I'm gettin' loose
Get knoked down, but second chance
Shootin HELLA rounds at Spiderants.

And Stalkers, Threshers, Loaders too,
WAIT, that's a Boss dude
No problem, aim for the head
Critical [bad word] up in red.

Use Corrosion, and Explosion
Wrecking [bad word] because it's frozen
Plan's in motion, sorry Jack
We came to take Pandora back.

ClapTrap likes to give high fives,
Dr. Zed be doin' surgery to keep you alive.
Tiny Tina wants my weiner, but she's only 13,
Captain Flynt is a Pirat, and he's really obscene.

Ellie is FAT AS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK,
But at least she gave me a Bandit [bad word] 

Like a train, in the campaign, makin' it rain
Shootin' Psycho's in the head, cause they're insane.
Our team is made of 4 of us
And when we hunt we're Dangerous.

Line the target up, and I'm Firin'
Maya is a Bad [bad word] Siren
Need more Ammo, head to the store
But I got more guns than the Marins Corps.

Second play through, super bad [bad word] Twice as hard, I need to level up fast
Fightin' Dragons, Collectin' Riches
Shootin' Bandits, and Rapin' Midgets.

Collectin' Guns, Doin' Quests
I want to play with Moxxi's [bad word] Treasure Chests, Battle Plans [bad word] to the Borderlands.

When the Rakk's fly
And the skags crawl
Where the dust rolls by (rolls by)
We're headed 2 the Vault... Headed to the Vault.(x2)