Mission begins in 10 seconds!
5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BEGIN!

You are weak! You are bleeders!
You are [bad word]  You are traitors!
 [bad word] fast; [bad word] faster!
You are funny; I am funnier!

This kill is mine, this death is yours!
This point is mine, this point; not yours!

You are failure, hit the shower!
Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE!

This is MY world! Do you get that?
You are nothin' but a maggot!

I will kill you! I will eat you!
You are weak! You are bleeders!

You are, you are, you are, you are [bad word]  [bad word]  you are, I am
This kill, this death, this point, this point
You are, hit the, can not, FIRE!
 [bad word] 
You are weak! You are bleeders!
You are [bad word]  You are traitors!
 [bad word] fast, [bad word] faster!
You are funny, I am funnier!

This kill is mine, this death is yours!
This point is mine, this point; not yours!

You are failure, hit the shower!
Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE!

This is MY world! Do you get that?
You are nothin' but a maggot!

I will kill you! I will eat you!
You are weak! You are bleeders!
You are [bad word]  You are traitors!
 [bad word] fast, [bad word] faster!
You are funny, I am funnier!

Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE!

Sir, yes, sir! I am a Soldier! YES!
(Repeat x4)

Demoman: (Burp)
Soldier: Demoman? Uuagh, no! [bad word] it! [bad word] it! You are maggot!
Demoman: Hey, Private Hair-Cut!
Soldier: One-eye cross dresser!
Demoman: Go to [bad word] 
Soldier: [bad word] 
Demoman: DEVIL!
Soldier: Englishman with a dress!
Demoman: Oi! ........What just happened?

DOMINATE! I'll be gentle!
DOMINATE! Shaggin' your wife!
DOMINATE! Big ugly girl!
D-DOMINATE! You're all bloody dead!
DOMINATE! Eat lead, lads!
DOMINATE! Bloody blockhead!
DOMINATE! DOMINATE! DOMINATE!
Hah heh heh heh...

DOMINATE! All ya dandies!
DOMINATE! Thanks for the ride!
DOMINATE! Our bloody point!
DOMINATE! That will teach 'em!
DOMINATE! Gon'ta strangle!
DOMINATE! (Falls asleep)
What?... BLOODY [bad word] 

*Repeat [bad word] 

Solider: Boo-Yah! You deserve a medal!
Demo: Ah, nooooo!
Solider: YES! You're like the cyclops of Greek Myth. Except you are Scottish, and I LOVE you!
Demo: Ahhhhh love you man....
Soldier: You are good son, real good... Maybe even the best.
Demo: (Weeping)
Soldier: C'mere, cupcake!
Spy: .... You disgust me!
Solider: SPY!
Demo: SPY!