Today my baby's gone away
are you ready?
Today my baby's gone away
are you ready?
Today my baby's gone away
are you ready?
Today my baby's gone away

So long, bye bye
So long, bye bye
So long, bye bye
So long...

Are you ready?!

You left me when I wasn't there
Left than seven hours ago
You left a trail of pubic hair
To spite me now that I'm alone
cause I want to just touch you
and when I see you
just wanna [bad word] you
and be around you
ever since I found you.

Not today my baby's gone away
Today my baby's gone away
Today my baby's gone away
Today my baby's gone away

So long, bye bye
So long, bye bye
So long, bye bye
So long, bye bye

I've thought about it a little more
and frankly I don't think I even care
why me even writing this song
they play this sappy type of [bad word] all the time on the air [bad word] ya

I want to just touch you
and [bad word] you
and [bad word] you
and be around you
ever since I found you.

Not today my baby's gone away
Today my baby's gone away
Today my baby's gone away
Today my [bad word] has gone ashtray

Are you ready

So long, bye bye
So long, bye bye
So long, bye bye