Microphone check one two
Aiyyo, you ready to get down man?
Yo, whateva man
You ready to get [bad word] as [bad word] 
Whateva man

You, you sayin' somethin'?
Whateva man
Aiyyo, whateva man
Check it, Kool V

I keeps it bangin'
Keep it swangin'
Mike type of sangin'
Ohh-la-la, so what cha sayin'

Yo, I'm smokin' herbals till it hurts you
I keep your daughter way out past her curfew
Hard far [bad word]  so what cha mean [bad word] We don't give a [bad word] when we smoked out
In the land that's doped out, it's like that? No doubt

From this bomb weed, I [bad word] from the streets
Get you open like butt cheeks, from girls who be freaks
Aiyyo, can I be SWV? You the one [bad word] Rap Shogun, yes the one
Yo, I'm rollin' with a forty pack of niggaz
Get my weed from Branson cause his sack's bigger

Yo give me dap [bad word]  hat I clap lyrically tap call back
Ferocious [bad word] to collapse
So chinky eyed I see people wavin' on a map
I make it hotter than your thermostats

Bomb MC's with rough megahertz so call me
Funk Doctor verbal star burst, lyrical expert
Your boom box better form a union
'Cause I leave your circus overworked, word bond

Niggaz front like they want it
But I be in the five hundred with steadily gettin' blunted [bad word] [bad word] you cool at what you spittin'
So why you holdin' the blunt so long politickin'

Huh, I ace them blunts with the technician
Of electrician, I don't got a pot to [bad word] in
But still spend my last on hyrdroglycerin
I keep it live no jive rollin' Dutches

That's Masters like the Furious Five
I, keep your crew chinky eyed, for [bad word] actin' dog
(Can you hit it from the back?)
Why not, while we toke on this

Yo, you ready to roll this weed up?
Whateva man
You ready to knock this [bad word] out?
Whateva man

Yo, you ready to get this chedda?
Whateva man
You ready to start this [bad word] off?
Whateva man

I smoked with a lot of college, students
Most of em, wasn't graduatin' and they knew it
You know the weed slang? Yeah, boy I speak it fluent
I light your college dorm with my entourage from Newark

Bigger [bad word]  harder they fall
That goes for, knuckleheads, MC's, [bad word] walls and all
I lit my first L before I started to crawl
I got my [bad word] whupped when I had my first brawl

But things changed since I was twelve years old
I specialize in wreckin' mics and area codes
Now, PPP the kinda niggaz that'll bug witcha
Smoke bud witcha, later on stick a slugin' ya

Everything that's like green ain't the bomb [bad word] I got different forms to make you lose your calm [bad word] Read my lips, you ain't hittin' unless you got
Ten on it, get on it, or get the [bad word] out my cypher

You ready to roll this weed up?
Whateva man
You ready to rob this [bad word] 
Whateva man

You ready to [bad word] [bad word] 
Whateva man
You ready to guzzle this liquor?
Whateva man

Whateva man
Whateva man
Whateva man