Blow the bugle
 Sound the cymbal
 All my troubles fill a thimble
 I'm as happy as it's legal to be
 [bad word] on kids let's hear it for me
 Get the tom tom
 Start the [bad word] 
 Queue the colours
 Keep them humming
 Cause I'm climbing of the limb of that tree
 [bad word] on kids let's hear it for me
 For this overwhelming sensation
 I could stand a standing ovation
 Give my entrance queue to the band
 Give the little lady a great big hand
 Slide the trombone
 Let it swell out
 This performance is a sell out
 And the critics and the public agree
 I'm the number one attraction to see
 So applaud it and cheer it
 [bad word] on now let's hear it for me

 Standing in the wings
 All prepared to start
 Usually I'm tense
 pounding in my heart
 But now I'm not afraid
 Cause butterfly's are gone
 My act is looking great
 I can't wait to go on, on
 Grab a ticket
 Find you row kid
 I am strictly an SRO kid
 Tell these ougly boubly feelings I'm free
 They been banished by a royal decree
 And your head feels so good when you finally clear it
 If I saw a worry I wouldn't go near it
 [bad word] on [bad word] on kid lets hear it
 Let's hear it for me...