[Eminem] 
Aww look at daddy's baby girl 
That's daddy baby 
Little sleepy head 
Yesterday I changed your diaper 
Wiped you and powdered you. 
How did you get so big? 
Can't believe it now your two 
Baby you're so precious 
Daddy's so proud of you 
Sit down [bad word] 
If you move again I'll beat the [bad word] out of you 

[Eminem](Eminem as Kim) 
(Okay) 
Don't make me wake this baby 
She don't need to see what I'm about to do 
Quit crying [bad word]  why do you always make me shout at you? 
How could you? 
Just leave me and love him out the blue 
Oh, what's a matter Kim? 
I too loud for you? 
Too bad [bad word]  your gonna finally hear me out this time 
At first, I'm like all right 
You wanna throw me out? That's fine! 
But not for him to take my place, are you out you're mind? 
This couch, this TV, this whole house is mine! 
How could you let him sleep in our bed? 
Look at Kim 
Look at your husband now! 
(No!) 
I said look at him! 
He ain't so hot now is he? 
Little punk! 
(Why are you doing this?) 
Shut the [bad word] up! 
(You're [bad word]  You're never going to get away at this!) 
You think I give a [bad word]  [bad word] on we're going for a ride [bad word] 
(No!) 
Sit up front 
(Well I can't just leave Haley alone, what if she wakes up?) 
We'll be right back 
Well I will you'll be in the [bad word] 

So long, [bad word] you did me so wrong 
I don't wanna go on 
Living in this world without you 

So long, [bad word] you did me so wrong 
I don't wanna go on 
Living in this world without you 

You really [bad word] me Kim 
You really did a number on me 
Never knew me cheating on you [bad word] back to haunt me 
But we was kids then Kim, I was only 18 
That was years ago 
I thought we wiped the slate clean 
That's [bad word] up! 
(I love you!) 
Oh God my brain is racing 
(I love you!) 
What are you doing? 
Change the station I hate this song! 
Does this look like a big joke? 
(No!) 
There's a four year old boy lyin' dead with a slit throat 
In your living room, ha-ha 
What you think I'm kiddin' you? 
You loved him didn't you? 
(No!)  [bad word] you [bad word] don't [bad word] lie to me 
What the [bad word] s this guy's problem on the side of me?  [bad word] you [bad word]  yeah bite me 
Kim, KIM! 
Why don't you like me? 
You think I'm ugly don't you 
(It's not that!) 
No you think I'm ugly 
(Baby) 
Get the [bad word] away from me, don't touch me 
I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! 
I SWEAR TO GOD I HATE YOU 
OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU 
How the [bad word] could you do this to me? 
(Sorry!) 
How the [bad word] could you do this to me? 

So long, [bad word] you did me so wrong 
I don't wanna go on 
Living in this world without you 

So long, [bad word] you did me so wrong 
I don't wanna go on 
Living in this world without you  [bad word] on get out 
(I can't I'm scared) 
I said get out [bad word]  
(Let go of my hair, please don't do this baby) 
(Please I love you, look we can just take Haley and leave)  [bad word] you, you did this to us 
You did it, it's your fault 
Oh my God I'm crackin' up 
Get a grip Marshall 
Hey remember the time we went to Brian's party? 
And you were like so [bad word] that you threw up all over Archie 
That was funny wasn't it? 
(Yes!) 
That was funny wasn't it? 
(Yes!) 
See it all makes sense, doesn't it? 
You and your husband have a fight 
One of you tries to grab a knife 
And during the [bad word] he accidentally gets his Adams apple sliced 
(No!) 
And while this is goin' on 
His son just woke up and he just walks in 
She panics and he gets his throat cut 
(Oh my God!) 
So now they both dea