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Hoovers and blenders domination
The first talking broom is now on sale
TNT crash down Playboy mansion
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In a recent interview, Mel Gibson declared that in 2015
The world will be dominated by Hoovers and blenders

It seems as though George Clooney and Brad Pitt
Have succeeded in creating the first talking broom

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TNT, also known as Technoboy and Tuneboy
Are wanted by the Los Angeles Police Department
For crashing down Hugh Heffner's mansion
During a Playboy party

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