It started long years ago 
weekends, weeknights, when the lights are low 
the word goes round to those in the know: 
the D&game is going down 
Time set aside to play it hook or crook 
millions of gamers a-heading for their books 
Gather round lads, forget the funny looks 
everyone's dungeon bound  [bad word] bards from the north, elves off the moor, 
Gamers off work get down to the store 
Scratch your neighbor, what's underneath? 
wizard or a cleric or a thief! 

Generations since Gygax 
rolling their initiative and scarfing down a snack 
it's fun to fill the form in if you roll some awesome stats 
you can always earn a couple more 
next [bad word] #39; back for more  [bad word] gnomes from the north, orcs off the moor 
Freaks and geeks get down to the store 
Scratch your neighbor, what's underneath? 
paladin, a fighter, or a thief! 

Five and twenty halflings 
silent in the field 
never held for ransom 
never made to yield 
half-elven lady 
known to be a spy 
rollin' her charisma 
while the gentlemen go by 
 [bad word] bards from the north, elves off the moor 
Gamers off work get down to the store 
Scratch your neighbor what's underneath? 
wizard or a cleric or a thief! 

Human, half-orc, play the one you like 
bust a couple heads instead of studying for psych 
long sword, short sword, scimitar, or bow 
Everyone's a gamer, don't you know!  [bad word] bards from the north, elves off the moor 
Freaks and geeks get down to the store 
Scratch your neighbor, what's underneath? 
wizard or a cleric or a thief! 
paladin, a fighter, or a thief! 
wizard or a cleric or a thief 
Playing D&D!