I'm biting the blade of your scissors
As the champagne fizzes
Keep it on ice
There's plenty more biting to do yet

Words dribble from my mouth
As I freeze your lungs
So have little hope
Of penetrating
Your [bad word] noodle is tangled
Your [bad word] noodle's been tango'd

I'm biting the blade of your scissors
As the champagne fizzes
Keep it on ice
There's plenty more biting to do yet
I freeze your lungs
So have little hope
Of penetrating
You [bad word] nooby fandango
Your [bad word] noodley tango
Oooo

Biting the blade of your scissors (x3)

I'm biting the blade of your scissors
As the champagne fizzes
Keep it on ice
There's plenty more biting (to do yet)
Words dribble from my mouth
As I freeze your lungs
So have little hope
Of penetrating
Your [bad word] noodle is tangled