I,I,I,I'm not [bad word]  I'm not [bad word]  (2x)
 It's hard to be a guy like me, [bad word] in Dallas closet-free
 So I moved to Austin just to see! Dressed in drag my [bad word] got beat
 I'm a homo like a refuge, looking for that homo spree
 'I,I,I,I'm not [bad word]  I'm not [bad word]  (2x)
 It's hard to be a homo, It's hard to be a homo
 It's hard to be a homo in the Lone Star State
 It's hard to be a homo, It's hard to be a homo
 It's hard to be a homo in the USA
 'I,I,I,I'm not [bad word]  I'm not [bad word]  (2x)
 San Anton became my home but I felt just like a Greek in Rome
 So I moved to Houston for some tail but got beat up and thrown in jail
 I'm a homo like a refuge, looking for that homo spree
 It's hard to be a homo, It's hard to be a homo
 It's hard to be a homo in the Lone Star State
 It's hard to be a homo, It's hard to be a homo
 It's hard to be a homo in the USA
 Naked in the retrograde
 It's hard to be a homo in the USA
 'I,I,I,I'm not [bad word]  I'm not [bad word]  (4x)
 The queerest city in the Lone Star State is Lubbock
 Where I found my playmate
 One thing that I must proclaim 'I'm not [bad word] 
 I just pretend I am when I'm [bad word]  I have a girlfriend, I'm not [bad word]  'I,I,I,I'm not [bad word]  I'm not [bad word]  (4x)