Pharohs, Bailey, Pharoh, Heppertes,
 [bad word]  Challen, Soh,
Travelga, Fiddister, Irisy, Fiscay,
Umber, Forfend, Promity forth time

This is the Good Ship Lifestyle
All my friends jumped ship
I elect me the captain
This is the lonliest voyage
I've ever been on
Up in the crow's nest -
Over there! I see land!
First mate? There is no First Mate...
This is the Good Ship Lifestyle

Sail away from the world
Sail away from the world

So steer a course
course for nowhere
And drop the anchor
My little Empire
I'm going nowhere (This is the Good Ship Lifestyle)
I'm going nowhere (This is the Good Ship Lifestyle)
I'm going nowhere (This is the Good Ship Lifestyle)
I'm going nowhere (This is the Good Ship Lifestyle)

This is the Good Ship Lifestyle
I fly my very own flag
TV dinners for one
At the captain's table
Repel all boarders!

Draw the curtains tighter!
Where's the crew? There is no crew...

This is the Good Ship Lifestyle

Sail away from the world
Sail away from the world

So steer a course
course for nowhere
And drop the anchor
My little Empire
I'm going nowhere (This is the Good Ship Lifestyle)
I'm going nowhere (This is the Good Ship Lifestyle)
I'm going nowhere (This is the Good Ship Lifestyle)
I'm going nowhere (This is the Good Ship Lifestyle)
I'm going nowhere

So steer a course
course for nowhere
And drop the anchor
My little Empire
I'm going nowhere (This is the Good Ship Lifestyle)
I'm going nowhere (This is the Good Ship Lifestyle)
I'm going nowhere (This is the Good Ship Lifestyle)
I'm going nowhere (This is the Good Ship Lifestyle)