Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
 [bad word] so far,
Why now are you pulling on my [bad word] 
I’d normally slap your face off,
And everyone here could watch.
But I’m feeling nice.
Here’s some advice.
Listen up, biotch!

I like!
Lookin’ hot
Buying stuff they cannot

I like!
Drinkin’ hard
Maxin’ Dad’s credit card

I like!
Skippin’ gym
Scaring her
 [bad word] him

I like!
Killer clothes
Kickin’ nerds in the nose!

If you lack the balls
You can go play dolls
Let your mommy fix you a snack
Woah!

Or you [bad word] smoke
Pound [bad word] and coke
In my Porsha with the quarterback
Woah! Woah! Woah!

Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?
 [bad word] to my candy store
It’s time for you to prove 
You’re not a loser anymore
Then step into my candy store

Guys fall
At your feet
Pay the check
Help you cheat

All you
Have to do
Say goodbye to Shamoo

That freak’s
Not your friend
I can tell in the end

If she
Had your shot
She would leave you to rot

‘Course if you don’t care
Fine! Go braid her hair
Maybe Sesame Street is on
Woah!

Or forget the creep
And get in my jeep
Let’s go tear up someone’s lawn
Woah! Woah! Woah!

Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?
 [bad word] to my candy store
You just gotta prove 
You’re not a [bad word] anymore
Then step into my candy store

You can join the team
Or you can [bad word] and moan
You can live the dream
Or you can die alone

You can fly with eagles
Or if you prefer
Keep on testing me
And end up like her!

Veronica, look!
Ram invited me to his [bad word] party.
This proves he’s been thinking about me.
Color me stoked.
I’m so happy!

Woah!

Honey, whachu waiting fo— SHUT UP, HEATHER!
Step into my candy store!
Oooh woah! Woah oh oh!
Time for you to prove
You’re not a lame [bad word] anymore 
Then step into my candy store

It’s my candy store
It’s my candy
It’s my candy store
It’s my candy
It’s my candy store