(notes c,d,e,f)
Intro: (walk up to the F)/F.../C.../G.../C...

She said someday I'd understand what love was all about.
She said I could have the kids, she was moving out.
Said she finally found a man who's [bad word] was so much bigger.
Then that scumbag [bad word] ran off with a [bad word] 

And to think I'd ate the [bad word] where that big black [bad word] had been.
And kissed the lips that sucked him off time and time again.
It's enough to make a man throw up. It sure is hard to figure
how any decent girl ever [bad word] a crazy [bad word] 

He treated her just like a queen. She gave him all of my money
It looks like the joke's on me, but I don't think it's funny.
That [bad word] ain't worth paying for as far as I can figure.
Because there's nothing quite as worthless as a white girl with a [bad word] 

And to think I'd ate the [bad word] where that big black [bad word] had been.
And kissed the lips that sucked him off time and time again.
It's enough to make a man throw up. It sure is hard to figure
How any decent girl ever [bad word] a God damned [bad word] 

GC
So for all you [bad word] loving whores, this song is just for you.