Stoned in L.A.'s murder motel
He wears a moustache, he's been through [bad word] He used to sing love in the 60's
Now he churns out [bad word] through a million of CDs

Stoned in L.A.'s murder motel
Cocaine walls and prison cells
Trashed-up dolls piled in the laundry
Big moustache is sugar-free

Stoned in L.A.'s murder motel
The devil climbs out of the well
Big [bad word] in a frenzy
For the devil starts to eat his chilli
 [bad word] and wrapped around in plastic [bad word] and wrapped around in plastic [bad word] and wrapped around in plastic
He's [bad word] and wrapped around in plastic

L.A. is the [bad word] game to play
L.A. is the [bad word] game to play
L.A. is the [bad word] game to play
L.A. is the [bad word] game to play

L.A. gets you down on your knees
L.A.'s spreading like a disease
L.A. is the [bad word] game to play
L.A. is the [bad word] game to play

L.A.! L.A.! L.A.!