And, I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, [bad word]  hopeless, heartless, fat [bad word]  bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey [bad word] he is!