Well I have got some information; though I don't know your name
Oh there's a party going on at Boothy's house, 1 beelegit lane
Well tell somebody to tell somebody to tell somebody new
Bring a crate and some wine, and you'll be fine
Enough to see you through
So have a drink and have a cigarette, drink and have a cigarette
Kiss and ask her name, but it doesn't seem right,
It seems a little funny cos her sister kissed the same
Well I sit in a chair next to the CD player
Talk to some kid he couldn't be much gayer
He's mates with his cousin, he's tryin to lay her
Well her best friend guards the door

Well things can't seem to get much better
Scenesters dance in their v-necks sweaters
These four walls won't forget tonight
Won't forget tonight

Well things are goin' well, and it's quite an occasion
Winner stays on on the Sony playstation
Somebody's thrown up on the path, Balkow's passed out in the bath
Girls sing to Kylie they try to look y
I gave one my number and told her to text me
"Me boyfriend on his way he'll be here to collect me, if you're quick we can go
upstairs"
Has anyone seen the phone cos' I'm orderin pizza
Maries at the door hand in hand with Anita
Boys gather round eager to meet her
She smiles and walks on by

There's bottles and cans all over the place
Nowhere to sleep there isn't space
He had a right good time in any case
Same again next week

Well things can't seem to get much better
Scenesters dance in their v-necks sweaters
These four walls won't forget tonight
Won't forget tonight