You're in the Devil's [bad word] one [bad word] two [bad word] all
Devil's Carnival
You're in the Devil's [bad word] one [bad word] two [bad word] all
Devil's Carnival
 [bad word] to my gates
You [bad word] and lucky souls
Get your tickets
Form a line
You can't help help but fall
From my humble hole

O, those grapes of green
Hanging down from Heaven's vine

You're in the Devil's [bad word] one [bad word] two [bad word] all
Devil's Carnival
You're in the Devil's [bad word] one [bad word] two [bad word] YOU
Devil's Carnival

As your ordinary sinners
And extraordinary ones
Bring your brothers
Bring your fools
And daughters if you got 'em
They're a lot of fun
Bring the whole [bad word] family
Cause my belly's never full

You're in the Devil's [bad word] one [bad word] two [bad word] all
Devil's Carnival
You're in the Devil's [bad word] one [bad word] two [bad word] YOU
Devil's Carnival

One little blind mice
Scurry down the trail
Chop goes the farmer's [bad word] for your tails

At bedtime tales and fables
For your greedy hearts
Some have razors
Some have keys
How they end depend
On how you play your part
Fortunately how you played your part
Has got you here

Sing a song of six-pence
pocket for our king (a pig for our king)
Sire, let me hold the reins
While you pluck your fiddle-strings

(Na na na-na na)

Keep your hands and arms
And legs and head
About you at all times
Use discretion
Stay alert
And pick the pace up, tortoise
As a geek's back, you're behind [bad word] to eternity
Now eat your just desserts

We're in the Devil's [bad word] one [bad word] two [bad word] all
Devil's Carnival
You're in the Devil's Carnival
You can't help but fall
Devil's Carnival

You can't help but fall . . .
Devil's Carnival