I like all the girls, and all the girls like me.
Its not a question of confidence or retribution
I'd do anything to find a solution
Change my name in 12 states
Just to escape this prosecution
You know why?

I like all the girls, and all the girls like me.
They tell me so
They tell me so
I know

And while my right hand strives for a noble cause
The left attacks with Roman aplomb

And all the divorcées upon the deportees
Soon enough will have to fall upon their claws
Because
I like all the girls, and all the girls like me

If there is no rapport
Let me steal a kiss
Yeah, I was made for only this
And if you want one [bad word] back to my apartment, and I'll show what it's for
I'm all about it
I'm all about it
I'm all about it
I'm all about it
Let me shout it
I like all the girls, and all the girls like me

I like all the girls, and every woman says to me: ahahahaahahahahhaooowhoa
Oh darling, don't you know better?
They tell me so
That's how I know
S.O.S (That's how I know)
S.O.S (That's how I know)
S.O.S (That's how I know)