[bad word]  (spoken)Hi, everybody, I'm [bad word]  the Klown, Hoohoohahahaha,
And I'd like to [bad word] the parents and all the closest living relative
To Kamp [bad word] 
On "parents and all the closest living relatives"-day
We're gonna begin by singing the [bad word] Song
And then later, as a treat, some of the specially selected campers
(ones who could sing), will sing it in their own special way
Take it away maestro!
Huhuuhuhahaha
All: (traditional)Hail to thee Kamp [bad word] By the shores of Big Snake Lake.
Though your swings [bad word] 
We know they'll never break.
From your gleaming mess hall,
To your hallowed baseball field,
And your spick and span infirmary,
Where all our wounds are healed.
Hail to thee, Kamp [bad word] 
Below Mount Avalanche.
We will always love Kamp [bad word] 
Homer: I'd love to shuffle of to buffalo
Bart: (spoken)Lets rock this [bad word] on Otto Man:
Otto: Yaaaaaaah, hehehe, yeah, Whooh,
Hail to thee Kamp [bad word] 
I'm the transportation dude
I got the gig when they saw my sign.
It said: "I will work for food."
So, hail
Yeah hail, alright hail, take 'em away 'lil Lisa.
Lisa: Hail to thee Kamp [bad word] 
With your frequent moose attacks
There are skunks, in half the bunks
But at least I've got my sax.
And I like to play.
OK, Martin, dazzle 'em.
Martin: pox on thee Kamp [bad word] 
I came here to lose weight,
fate most [bad word]  they fed me [bad word] And stuff that looks like bait
Oh, and pox of thee Clown [bad word] 
Your behavior gives us pause.
Your heart is hard, you have no regard
For the state's child labour laws.
pox on thee Kamp [bad word] 
We are uning to be free
We will never return to [bad word] Bart: Ah, put a lid on it, Martin, lets rock this camp.
Bart: I hate it!
All: Kamp [bad word] 
Bart: Can stand it!
All: Kamp [bad word] 
Bart: Lets burn it
All: Kamp [bad word] 
Bart: Lets fry it
All: Kamp [bad word] 
Bart: Don't try it
All: Kamp [bad word] 
Bart: Electrocute it
All: Kamp [bad word] 
Bart: Lets do it!
All: Kamp [bad word] 
Bart: Annihilate it!
All: Regurgigate it!
Bart: Refute it!
All: Kamp [bad word] 
Bart: Then boot it!
All: Kamp [bad word] 
Bart: I hate it!
All: Can't stand it
Bart: Refute it!
All: Disband it!
All: Kamp [bad word] 
nur in der Originalversion: [bad word]  Wait, wait! We forgot something.
All: registered trademark of the [bad word] corporation. All rights reserved.