And so I married a Chinese [bad word] She was 45 years old
She needed bad to stay in the country
I needed bad her dough
She needed bad to stay in the country
I needed bad her dough

So I became her greencard husband
And she became my ten grand wife
We quickly were and happily married
And now we can't split up
We quickly were and happily married
And now we can't split up

Inspector call us and inspector watch us [bad word] but I still haven't got my dough
I live with her in half-bedroom apartment
With six other lesbos
I live with her in half-bedroom apartment
With six other lesbos!