He's tall and he's dark,
 And like the shark, he looks for trouble,
 That's why the zeroes double,
 Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.

 He's suave and he's smooth
 And he can soothe you like vanilla.
 The gentleman's a killer.
 Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.

 Damoiselles and danger
 Have filled the stranger's past.
 Like a knife he cuts thro' life
 Like every day's the last.

 He's fast and he's cool.
 He's from the school that loves and leaves 'em...
 pity if it grieves 'em!
 Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang's not a fool.

 Oh, damoiselles and danger
 Have filled the stranger's past.
 Like the knife he cuts thro' life
 Like every day's the last.

 He's fast and he's cool.
 He's from the school that loves and leaves 'em...
 pity if it grieves 'em!
 Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang's not a fool.
 No, he's no fool.
 He's no fool.
 He is no fool.